puase

alamak! terkorek idong! batal pose!!....tapi klu x sengaje x per kan?hehehe...dis year puase..hurrmmm...kali ni puase kat tempat baru...dgn orang2 baru...dgn kawan2 baru suasana yang baru...not like matriculation dulu...(terpakse makan makanan kafe hari2 dan lauk yang same sbb bazaar jauuuuhhhh....sesangat naik muak aku!)...kali ni duduk U so kinda bebas nak keluar dan bazaar pun dekat...

pelik x klu budak first year hanging out with a final year student?pelik kan? dats what been happening to me all thru dis puase...watever right...since my roomate pun slalu tggalkan aku berbuka kat masjid (mayb its d other way around....hehe) so aku pun berbuka la ngan senior2 aku...dan kgkdg tuh berbuka dgn those 3 girls i mention b4...

allahukabar...allah...hu akbar...(azan!)
of kos la best thing about puase is berbuka!!kali ni berbuka best!! not really much on d food tho...but with whom kite berbuka puase....klu makann sedap2 pun tapi buke sorang2 mesti x best kan?kali buke puase ngan mandat,sawak n radzi...n sometime safwan n sometime bugo,sob,pojan,n longkang.

dat red shirt tuh his name radzi...n baju melayu hitam tuh mandat...actually diorg kos maknan kot...ape tah name kos tuh.diorang friends wt my seniors so hang out la skali...APEEE!?X LARAT NAK ABES KAN MAKANAN TUH?no prob....serahkan pada radzi...hahaha.CHOIII!!UMMPPHH ALL OUT AKU CAKAP!!5 STAR AKU BAGI...OH KARIPAP PUSINGG....haha tuh la mandat...pengkritik makanan professional..suke dgr dier makan sambil comment makanan tuh..haha.btw mandat thx tumpang kereta hari2 g bazaar!!now these 2 baru r my seniors...pakai speck dahi jendul tuh sawak a.ka fahrul azmi..n baju hijau tuh hero gadis-gadis safwan..diorang ni baek...diorang ni mmg hebat ar...esp sawak. i kinda idolize..(hurmmm idolize?) fancy la....him. macam his artwork..keje2 dier, hve a scholar, n fck what? ade bussiness sendiri?? that is really somethg...macam for me to be like him?ughhh mcam dah abes U nnti n blum tntu lagi.cek la website dier-->http://fahrulazmi.com/.(hoh? free advertising? pasni ko kene bayar aku sawak!) or lagi satu terbaek.com he even design our college website kolej10.com. impressive aite??eh, lupe plak pasal safwan..diorang ni room8. well dier baek n helpful n also hes quite popular with d ladies!!HGG!dier klate mari...so jauh..budu??still not readay for it yet..haha.(gambar ni mase kitorg buke puase kat maeps(aku pn x tau ape tuh maeps dier macam under mardi camtuh la)...thx sawak!

oh...on 2nd week puase ive organized satu majlis buke puase..its mandatory for all ccse first year to orgnize...n me being d pengarah projek?haizz...pening..malas nak cakap pasal ni la..it is smthg im not proud of.

maybe i give a glimpse of it...

pelita...

choi! baju merah tu..

tarawikh.hurmmm cam ade orang yang missing..??

erk~~

phewwwhh....

OMGWTFBBQ!!

wooo...its been like what....december,jan,feb,mar,apr,mei, jun july august september...summing up macam like 1 year i hvnt updatin my blog...bukan pe..it just busy la..., life as a student, assignment n stuff.. + no internet connection!!yeay! dats y.
well im now OFFCIALLY A UPM STUDENT!yyyeaaayyyyy! its like wtf rite?..me in UPM? yer la cam UPM tuh kinda famous gak la cmpare to other u kat malaysia ni kan...dan requirement nak masuk pun agak tggi...dnt know why but UPM ni jer la one and only choice dat i applied in UPU harituh yang lain sumer UITM n UTEM...(uitm standard la kan?for malay..lgpun i dn expct much wit dat kind of result..dah mention ker pasal aku nyer result? better not la.cause it soo CHOI!<--learn dis in upm) dnt know why but still aku pilih engineering.(physics all over again-i hate physics act) tapi cam klu x pilih macam per lak....i've gone this far so klu nak patah balik cam rugi la plak...haiizz... skang ni im taking computer and communication system (still now ni aku x tau which one yg betul...cmmuniction system or computer system cause short form dier CCSE, korang rase?). subject dat ill be taking dis sem 1 ni C++ programming..(kinda hard to understand but if u do its pretty easy actually)...circuit!!!!!(hates it, boring, lot of exercises) other than dat TITas,math engineering 1, english (ms. sarah yg cute.....hehe.) and agriculture and man<--this here macam x der relation la plak kan..but since were UPM student(use to be known as universiti pertanian malaysia) so i think dats why we hve to take it.(as usual its boring). semuanyer boring..or its me? nope...pretty sure its not me!haha.

books!thick and heavvyyy!!!

wow! lots of things i want to catch up...lots to write bout...n of course being a first year u have to go thru the orientation n stuff! not like any other orientation yang aku penah pegi...dis one yang paling BEST skali!! cause im residing in KOLEJ 10. the most hated college of all...(n i like it!!). we love to diss other colleges n we're act like we are tough and all...we fight for cheers la(hilang sore) and other cmptition(unfrtntly we lost..seems macm k10 this and that tuh all hype jer!)haha. sumer orang pun kat sini okay2 friendly la baik2 sumer...get along just well ngan sumer orang...

ni plak lagu kolej saya.bersemangat nyanyi lagu ni mase orientasi arituh!haha.tapi lagu dier mmg best!

view kolej ni from 362(my room).

sini aku dok aras 3.blik 362.seb bek dok kat tepi so tiap kali aku basuh baju ak akan conquer ampaian tuh.hehe(aku basuh on weekends jer...so kinda banyak la). roo mate! dnt know why but i always seems to have trouble with roomates! tapi dier ni..macam not so outgoing l a...tapi okay...evntho kitorg ni mmg cmpletely on diff leveln frequncy. tapi one thing dier ni alim ar semayang cam penuh, x tgk blue(yeah rite! *uhuk hipokrit) sume...dan aku plak! cam haram! hehe.
yeah! tuh ar dier..(pehal aku cam beriya-iya lebih?)

coursemate!!fuck what? kitorang malay ade hanye ade 11 (tapi tolak ex-dip tggl 7 orang) orang jer from 30 of us...most of em sumernyer chinese...haizz...communication barrier mmg x leh nak dielakkan ar..macam biler diorang bercakap tuh kitorg just .....ugghhh..hah?pe dier?haizz..memang la..x tau nak cakap per...mmg la sbb aku tak paham base cine. tapi eventho kitorg ade 7 orang but were kinda not always sticking up together...(yang suke wat keje sendiri+my roomate) so it just left me hanging out with this 3 girls.yer la abes tuh aku nak lepak ngan sape lagi.(luper lak mention lelaki malay ade 2 orang jer its me and my roomate). muke tidak dapat ditunjukkan atas sebab-sebab security reason.
(apin,fatin,fana)

seb bek diorang ni pon agak biol2 skit (in a good ways of kos), so its kinda fun hanging out with them.panjang la nak describe diorang ni...so i just pull out 5 words on my mind la when i thought of them.heheh...
syafiena=LOUD.BAJU YG KETAT.SENSITIP.OPEN MINDED. SPENDER.
fatin=SPORTS, TOMBOI, TEMPER,MAKAN BANYAK,RAJIN.
FANA=EYES,KOREA,JEPUN,TAIWAN,CHINA,bla bla bla(hari2 cite pasal cite korea la apelah)

so thats bout it. life in UPM.its mofo full of assignmentseeessss but still i complaint about being boring all the time..haizz...(next up-PUASE!!!-my fav season!)

youtube sensation!

u shud check this video out..its fkin hilarious!



im typing and i 'JIZZ IN MY PANTS'
LOL!
n if u r confius and been living under a rock n dnt know what puberty is, gotta watch this one!

past 2 month

so its been a while since im not updating my blog...

cause i rarely have times..u know..exam n stuff...well theres a lot of thing have been goin on my life this past month...

of course one of those things is f-in EXXAAAMMM!!!!!(didnt i just mention it

haizz....i felt i screwed up big time.ni la...nyahtinjanya klu x belajar betul2...all of those question paper i think not really that hard though...(except for math paper 2-that is really2 jahanam fckin hard!! n plus math doesnt really have a place in my heart neway..mayb dats d major cause)...i just know i can do it...well if i read it..n do all d excercises..haiz..(mengeluh)...

well of course n i being a anak yg solehah berterus terang ngan mak i yang all of those question susah...(she calls everynight during the exam...)n the shes starts nagging nag nag nag bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla...well of course all of those things she said make sense n for my own goods..n now what so stupid is.. this matriculation...the result is comin out on mf-in december..n fck what? i have 2 study first n then will i know d result...dah la semester break only for a week..nanti dah penat2 study (i've comin out of my senses rite now n decided dat i gonna change menjadi more rajin of course) pastuh bile dapat result kene kuar cangne? huh? well i just hope i dont...hpefully dapat 2 pointer n above pun jadi la..im not expecting too much..cause i know wht im capable of..haiz..

another thing is d merdeka celebaration...held at my college...LAME! n u know what it waos held 2 days before d celebration...wheres d feeling?n perfomances? sucks a lot! pidato? syarahan? nasyid? sajak? weh come on la..ni bukan sekolah rendah...i dunt know what is up with our pengarah...its like weh! get into the time!its dead boring! n d best part is fireworks!!NONE!

so after d lamest merdeka celebration there i decided to go spend my weekend at my firends house in kluang..n go celebrate merdeka there....its was quite okay though..eventho theres not so many perfomances...heres are the clip of d fireworks(dekat gylerh-cam bahaye jer) n few pictures of whts been goin on in ma life..(phone pic-i know! wht can i do..i dont own a camera) ...n theres not much to say...just the pic...

merdeka-kluang (please ignore the voice -its haqzim btw)

merdeka kmm-maggie,haqzim,haihaihaikal

larian kakom(rehat jap-din tryin 2 act like a vicious whore)

raye kmm-haqzim,haihaihaikal,merol,irfan,waie,nas-r

n the best day is when after we finished our exam we all went to my kampung in serkam (if u dnt know where it is its near d medan ikan bakar umbai)...of course la we were eating ikan bakar there..actually best gak makan ramai2..d meriah the more...+ the food there also good though here some pic..reasonable price too...

my kampung

B4 eatin..

syahid-emo

on the way back

emo-lagi

basically this the end of my first semester in dis matriculation....im hopin dat i could continue till the 2nd sem...hope that luck will be beside me...insyaallah...

home-fkin-work

adus...today is already tuesday...i've spending my hoilday w/ nothing!i didnt even barely touch my homework...everytime i touch its like my brain freeze over..i dnt fckin know why...its like everytime i try 2 do d exercise i just cnt answer it...(y am i talkin so many 'like'?)haha. haish...maybe it bcos im watchin too many porn i didnt exercise my otak for quite a while dis hols..hurmmm...n everytime i think i bout it i keep gettin worry wrry...but still..theres no action out of me...!n theres smthing keep telling me..ala..sempat lagi..nanti malam boleh buat..esok ade lagi...im sure everyone have gone thru dis in their life..rite? no? or myb im just carzy myself?crazy? im not crazy? am i? noo...im not. haish...n my holiday is bout to end..in just another 3 days (minus the sleep eat wastin time chattin porn goin out with my mum bla bla..) n i still have homework on 3 subject math physics n chemistry...arrgghhhh!!!!!i feel i wanna do my homework rite now....okay la bye....


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hurmm maybe nanti la...petang2 ni...x de mood la..god! im soooo fckin pemalas...sometime im worried bout my future...n im realised..im just studyin and gettin a good result just so my parents to be proud of and also my grnprnts...n im afraid to dissapoint them...it just u know..smtimes when they talk to me about education la bla bla bla n when someone havin a success in their life la..(bende yg im not so amaze n i dnt fckin care bout) macam diorg put a litlle hope in their sentences...macam " anak ma mesti boleh buat punye kan"? n lagi ayat die "ni la harapan ma"(cos im the last child n my 2 elder brother tuh macam x berapa nak pandai sgt la than me n then diorg msuk college n gune pinjaman but dua2 just amik diploma je...so aku ni kire pandai skit la...hehehe)....n ala....ade banyak lagi...pandai2 la imagine kan...n what worse is my grandparents..bile everytime i go visit them..bile nak balik je..mesti hulur duit..sampai kengkadang tuh 50 hengget (best la gak..tebal wallet aku!) tapi d reason they gave it just bcos they hopin i will do well in my study...haishh...n this is my face like when they give me money...

oh?okay tenkiu atuk.
argghhhhhhh! somebody slap me..!adus!

randomness:this may sound very very so like last year like sooo outdated n so like duhh why am i bein so gedik like?

i was listenin to LOTR soundtrack....n it actually really really good...well of course theres no singing in it.. well act there is but its i dont know wht fckin lguage they r using..they said some sort like elvish, ireland,lothlorien n etc etc..what do i care..as long as it sounds good.even smtimes i cnt really understnd a ctain song eventhgh its in english duh!haha.

-howard shore....hes the man behind all of the LOTR soundtrack.and theres enya n sm singer which i dnt knw her name...i've heard of enya b4..but never really have a listen to her songs..n in LOTR soundtrack she sang couple of songs..the songs in there its really soothing ur ears n really chilaxing..n sumtimes i get a goosebumps just hearing dat..well of course my fav is the soundtrack for the battle scene..fav:requiem of a dream and bridge of khaza doom.

im so gonna be label a nerd..

moooo-vies!

well these r d few mvies i jst watched...

first theres the batman: the dark knight.

Y SO SERIOUS?? LET ME PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE...SLUURRPP(bunyi die jilat bibir die?haha.huh?ala...u knw wht i mean rite?)

seriusly i tell you this movie is fckin shit best gylerh...heath ledger seriously he nailed that part. batman? well okay la..but stand out skit la from the past movie..but overall i think what makes this mvie fuckintastic is the JOkER..n i think everybody agree wit me rite? no? wtf? haha. tapi sayang tul heath ledger ni dah mampos..i think he cud go for an oscar (ade ker mvie camni masuk oscar?) or mybe wins it big in mtv movie award..percayenyelah..oscar tuh tak sgt la..but mtv im sure it will...d way he used people psychologically to kill for him memang great la..

n honestly i think katie holmes wud be nicer n better! n prettier too..

maggie gyllenhall (betul ker spelling ni?) i think shes okay too...shes...i dnt even know her b4..hurmm frm resos yg aku bace shes more 2 indpndt film b4 steppin into d mainstream n filem yg bnyk die berlakon bnyk yg low-bdget movie je n of kos la u mesti pnh dgr her last name rite?gyllenhall?jake gyllenhall?

overall i give it 9..out of 10

n there's the mirrors!!!

filem horror!!! cite ni best gak...tapi macam kurang promotion la....i guess dats y mase aku pegy tgk tuh cam x berape rami sgt org...aduss!!cite hantu melayu nak plak rmi tgk...padahal lagi la macam bodoh..seriusly..i never wtch mly movie pun kt wyg..it jst nt worth it.. this film x der la seram sgt..but a lot of suspense n plus sound effect die...memang la.. terkejut beruk gak kgkdg..boleh kate best gak la...kiefer sutherland mmg cn carry out the chrcterer emotionally cam kgkdg tuh sadness in him cam terase gak la...hehehe..n sum part tuh cam 24(die feymes ngn cite ni la..) pun ade gak! time die nak selmt kan family die b4 ghost in d mirror tuh kill all of his fmily.haha.but ending die cam aku x berape suke la..his family saved but si kiefer ni died plak w/ the hantu2....

btw his wife is a total hotness!!sssssssssss...

i give it 7 out of 10...

where am i rite now..

this is where im studyin rite now.!

kat sini la tempat aku study skg ni...kolej matrikulasi@matikubesi@matrikubasi melaka. smtimes here it can be so cibai n but i get use to it.haha!. well a lil bit bout matrikulasi neh...matrkulasi ni a lil bit macam foundation and they offer 1 year prgrm or 2 years..well depends on how great ur spm grades are. die ade prgrm sains hayat, sains fizikal n perkaunan. aku lak dioffer sains fizikal. (hurmm act aku x tau senanye nak amek n nak jadi ape....yeah evrybody keep sayin d same thing..amek yg d most that got ur interest la bla bla bla bla bla...it just i cnt see myself in d future..aku sendiri pun tak tau aku minat ape..ntah la banyak sngt...ape yg aku dapat aku rembat je ...not that im the person who dont care bout his life..but when i doin smthg i dnt wnna be the last or the worse..i wanna do it well.i wanna do it best.)

gile arh pembebelan aku!huhuhu.....isap rokok jap!(btw im not a smoker..sajeje) adus! baru aku perasan skit giler aku terang pasal matriks ni.arghh..korg tgk jer la gmbr neh malas aku nak taip.one thing pasal londang ni(mtriks melake pnye alamat) far away from town, it such a rural place.but nice view tho. n the teacher okay la...n wht kinda melecehkan pasal matrikulasi neh student have to wear shirt w/ tie n slack w/black shoes(leave it 2 ur imagination dat we have 2 wear ths fckin attire for whole day everyday) n it is fckin hot here! well this r some pics 4 ya.

well act there's other places but this all the pic that i got..this kolej is act the oldest mtricultn cllg i guess. so dun ask y kenape buliding ni built by a batu block..orang usually pki batu bata la!.n y the stairs look real ugly!.

my roomie!!!

recently aku baru je just pindah bilik coz my old roomate is such a fucker. well its okay if u wanna smoke sume of my friends pun smoke jugak ni merokok dalam bilik selambe mak bapak die je. pastuh bukak lagu kuat2..

well other than that fcker roomate lame aku yg laen pun okay it just cnt get along dgn diorg..just plain boring..skema gylerh!pastuh senyap je plak tuh..(tapi aku slalu copy keje die..heh thx neway)so these r my new roomate. satu similarity bout them ialah..sme nye cam plus size je..haha!sorry wan!ni gmbr diorg..

that blue shirt tuh name die wan..thats is the "maggie" i was tlkin bout..hes orignally from kedah but b4 goin 2 mtx die pindah 2 melake jasin if im not mistaken..die ni cam anak org kaya skit..dari ape yg aku nmpk la pakaian, ape yg die cite,maknan die,tmpt die slalu lepak.Die ni serba boleh orgnye..hes very passionate bout music terer gak la main gitar n drum..(kembang r die), n he also good at bdminton,very good act wakil kakom(kejohanan antara kolej2 mtrikulasi) tuh..ntah nape tah die x pegi. lagi sorg tuh yg wearing red shirt n buat muke pure2 minat tgk majalah tuh name penuh die mohamad haqzim bin ayub.hes from kluang johor.jauh gak la.hes come from a big family 10 org kot adik beradik die,die cite, n die yg tgh..die ni best gak la..hes nt ashame of himself (im tlkin in a positive way) hes not afraid to be wht he is. ni agak kecoh n klu die takde dalam bilik cam rase sunyi jer...die bijak orgnye..hes look kinda lazy cm keje pun jrg nmpk die buat n but time exam he nail it.n act there still one more person his name is apiz but he didnt really move in yet.kenal from sem lepas lagi it it just x berape rapat sgt sblum nih..n i didnt have his picture.

hahaha kembang r diorg bace bende2 neh...

(yg x ikhlas:haikal)(pasni krg korg kene bayar aku)