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u shud check this video out..its fkin hilarious!



im typing and i 'JIZZ IN MY PANTS'
LOL!
n if u r confius and been living under a rock n dnt know what puberty is, gotta watch this one!

past 2 month

so its been a while since im not updating my blog...

cause i rarely have times..u know..exam n stuff...well theres a lot of thing have been goin on my life this past month...

of course one of those things is f-in EXXAAAMMM!!!!!(didnt i just mention it

haizz....i felt i screwed up big time.ni la...nyahtinjanya klu x belajar betul2...all of those question paper i think not really that hard though...(except for math paper 2-that is really2 jahanam fckin hard!! n plus math doesnt really have a place in my heart neway..mayb dats d major cause)...i just know i can do it...well if i read it..n do all d excercises..haiz..(mengeluh)...

well of course n i being a anak yg solehah berterus terang ngan mak i yang all of those question susah...(she calls everynight during the exam...)n the shes starts nagging nag nag nag bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla...well of course all of those things she said make sense n for my own goods..n now what so stupid is.. this matriculation...the result is comin out on mf-in december..n fck what? i have 2 study first n then will i know d result...dah la semester break only for a week..nanti dah penat2 study (i've comin out of my senses rite now n decided dat i gonna change menjadi more rajin of course) pastuh bile dapat result kene kuar cangne? huh? well i just hope i dont...hpefully dapat 2 pointer n above pun jadi la..im not expecting too much..cause i know wht im capable of..haiz..

another thing is d merdeka celebaration...held at my college...LAME! n u know what it waos held 2 days before d celebration...wheres d feeling?n perfomances? sucks a lot! pidato? syarahan? nasyid? sajak? weh come on la..ni bukan sekolah rendah...i dunt know what is up with our pengarah...its like weh! get into the time!its dead boring! n d best part is fireworks!!NONE!

so after d lamest merdeka celebration there i decided to go spend my weekend at my firends house in kluang..n go celebrate merdeka there....its was quite okay though..eventho theres not so many perfomances...heres are the clip of d fireworks(dekat gylerh-cam bahaye jer) n few pictures of whts been goin on in ma life..(phone pic-i know! wht can i do..i dont own a camera) ...n theres not much to say...just the pic...

merdeka-kluang (please ignore the voice -its haqzim btw)

merdeka kmm-maggie,haqzim,haihaihaikal

larian kakom(rehat jap-din tryin 2 act like a vicious whore)

raye kmm-haqzim,haihaihaikal,merol,irfan,waie,nas-r

n the best day is when after we finished our exam we all went to my kampung in serkam (if u dnt know where it is its near d medan ikan bakar umbai)...of course la we were eating ikan bakar there..actually best gak makan ramai2..d meriah the more...+ the food there also good though here some pic..reasonable price too...

my kampung

B4 eatin..

syahid-emo

on the way back

emo-lagi

basically this the end of my first semester in dis matriculation....im hopin dat i could continue till the 2nd sem...hope that luck will be beside me...insyaallah...

home-fkin-work

adus...today is already tuesday...i've spending my hoilday w/ nothing!i didnt even barely touch my homework...everytime i touch its like my brain freeze over..i dnt fckin know why...its like everytime i try 2 do d exercise i just cnt answer it...(y am i talkin so many 'like'?)haha. haish...maybe it bcos im watchin too many porn i didnt exercise my otak for quite a while dis hols..hurmmm...n everytime i think i bout it i keep gettin worry wrry...but still..theres no action out of me...!n theres smthing keep telling me..ala..sempat lagi..nanti malam boleh buat..esok ade lagi...im sure everyone have gone thru dis in their life..rite? no? or myb im just carzy myself?crazy? im not crazy? am i? noo...im not. haish...n my holiday is bout to end..in just another 3 days (minus the sleep eat wastin time chattin porn goin out with my mum bla bla..) n i still have homework on 3 subject math physics n chemistry...arrgghhhh!!!!!i feel i wanna do my homework rite now....okay la bye....


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hurmm maybe nanti la...petang2 ni...x de mood la..god! im soooo fckin pemalas...sometime im worried bout my future...n im realised..im just studyin and gettin a good result just so my parents to be proud of and also my grnprnts...n im afraid to dissapoint them...it just u know..smtimes when they talk to me about education la bla bla bla n when someone havin a success in their life la..(bende yg im not so amaze n i dnt fckin care bout) macam diorg put a litlle hope in their sentences...macam " anak ma mesti boleh buat punye kan"? n lagi ayat die "ni la harapan ma"(cos im the last child n my 2 elder brother tuh macam x berapa nak pandai sgt la than me n then diorg msuk college n gune pinjaman but dua2 just amik diploma je...so aku ni kire pandai skit la...hehehe)....n ala....ade banyak lagi...pandai2 la imagine kan...n what worse is my grandparents..bile everytime i go visit them..bile nak balik je..mesti hulur duit..sampai kengkadang tuh 50 hengget (best la gak..tebal wallet aku!) tapi d reason they gave it just bcos they hopin i will do well in my study...haishh...n this is my face like when they give me money...

oh?okay tenkiu atuk.
argghhhhhhh! somebody slap me..!adus!

randomness:this may sound very very so like last year like sooo outdated n so like duhh why am i bein so gedik like?

i was listenin to LOTR soundtrack....n it actually really really good...well of course theres no singing in it.. well act there is but its i dont know wht fckin lguage they r using..they said some sort like elvish, ireland,lothlorien n etc etc..what do i care..as long as it sounds good.even smtimes i cnt really understnd a ctain song eventhgh its in english duh!haha.

-howard shore....hes the man behind all of the LOTR soundtrack.and theres enya n sm singer which i dnt knw her name...i've heard of enya b4..but never really have a listen to her songs..n in LOTR soundtrack she sang couple of songs..the songs in there its really soothing ur ears n really chilaxing..n sumtimes i get a goosebumps just hearing dat..well of course my fav is the soundtrack for the battle scene..fav:requiem of a dream and bridge of khaza doom.

im so gonna be label a nerd..

moooo-vies!

well these r d few mvies i jst watched...

first theres the batman: the dark knight.

Y SO SERIOUS?? LET ME PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE...SLUURRPP(bunyi die jilat bibir die?haha.huh?ala...u knw wht i mean rite?)

seriusly i tell you this movie is fckin shit best gylerh...heath ledger seriously he nailed that part. batman? well okay la..but stand out skit la from the past movie..but overall i think what makes this mvie fuckintastic is the JOkER..n i think everybody agree wit me rite? no? wtf? haha. tapi sayang tul heath ledger ni dah mampos..i think he cud go for an oscar (ade ker mvie camni masuk oscar?) or mybe wins it big in mtv movie award..percayenyelah..oscar tuh tak sgt la..but mtv im sure it will...d way he used people psychologically to kill for him memang great la..

n honestly i think katie holmes wud be nicer n better! n prettier too..

maggie gyllenhall (betul ker spelling ni?) i think shes okay too...shes...i dnt even know her b4..hurmm frm resos yg aku bace shes more 2 indpndt film b4 steppin into d mainstream n filem yg bnyk die berlakon bnyk yg low-bdget movie je n of kos la u mesti pnh dgr her last name rite?gyllenhall?jake gyllenhall?

overall i give it 9..out of 10

n there's the mirrors!!!

filem horror!!! cite ni best gak...tapi macam kurang promotion la....i guess dats y mase aku pegy tgk tuh cam x berape rami sgt org...aduss!!cite hantu melayu nak plak rmi tgk...padahal lagi la macam bodoh..seriusly..i never wtch mly movie pun kt wyg..it jst nt worth it.. this film x der la seram sgt..but a lot of suspense n plus sound effect die...memang la.. terkejut beruk gak kgkdg..boleh kate best gak la...kiefer sutherland mmg cn carry out the chrcterer emotionally cam kgkdg tuh sadness in him cam terase gak la...hehehe..n sum part tuh cam 24(die feymes ngn cite ni la..) pun ade gak! time die nak selmt kan family die b4 ghost in d mirror tuh kill all of his fmily.haha.but ending die cam aku x berape suke la..his family saved but si kiefer ni died plak w/ the hantu2....

btw his wife is a total hotness!!sssssssssss...

i give it 7 out of 10...

where am i rite now..

this is where im studyin rite now.!

kat sini la tempat aku study skg ni...kolej matrikulasi@matikubesi@matrikubasi melaka. smtimes here it can be so cibai n but i get use to it.haha!. well a lil bit bout matrikulasi neh...matrkulasi ni a lil bit macam foundation and they offer 1 year prgrm or 2 years..well depends on how great ur spm grades are. die ade prgrm sains hayat, sains fizikal n perkaunan. aku lak dioffer sains fizikal. (hurmm act aku x tau senanye nak amek n nak jadi ape....yeah evrybody keep sayin d same thing..amek yg d most that got ur interest la bla bla bla bla bla...it just i cnt see myself in d future..aku sendiri pun tak tau aku minat ape..ntah la banyak sngt...ape yg aku dapat aku rembat je ...not that im the person who dont care bout his life..but when i doin smthg i dnt wnna be the last or the worse..i wanna do it well.i wanna do it best.)

gile arh pembebelan aku!huhuhu.....isap rokok jap!(btw im not a smoker..sajeje) adus! baru aku perasan skit giler aku terang pasal matriks ni.arghh..korg tgk jer la gmbr neh malas aku nak taip.one thing pasal londang ni(mtriks melake pnye alamat) far away from town, it such a rural place.but nice view tho. n the teacher okay la...n wht kinda melecehkan pasal matrikulasi neh student have to wear shirt w/ tie n slack w/black shoes(leave it 2 ur imagination dat we have 2 wear ths fckin attire for whole day everyday) n it is fckin hot here! well this r some pics 4 ya.

well act there's other places but this all the pic that i got..this kolej is act the oldest mtricultn cllg i guess. so dun ask y kenape buliding ni built by a batu block..orang usually pki batu bata la!.n y the stairs look real ugly!.

my roomie!!!

recently aku baru je just pindah bilik coz my old roomate is such a fucker. well its okay if u wanna smoke sume of my friends pun smoke jugak ni merokok dalam bilik selambe mak bapak die je. pastuh bukak lagu kuat2..

well other than that fcker roomate lame aku yg laen pun okay it just cnt get along dgn diorg..just plain boring..skema gylerh!pastuh senyap je plak tuh..(tapi aku slalu copy keje die..heh thx neway)so these r my new roomate. satu similarity bout them ialah..sme nye cam plus size je..haha!sorry wan!ni gmbr diorg..

that blue shirt tuh name die wan..thats is the "maggie" i was tlkin bout..hes orignally from kedah but b4 goin 2 mtx die pindah 2 melake jasin if im not mistaken..die ni cam anak org kaya skit..dari ape yg aku nmpk la pakaian, ape yg die cite,maknan die,tmpt die slalu lepak.Die ni serba boleh orgnye..hes very passionate bout music terer gak la main gitar n drum..(kembang r die), n he also good at bdminton,very good act wakil kakom(kejohanan antara kolej2 mtrikulasi) tuh..ntah nape tah die x pegi. lagi sorg tuh yg wearing red shirt n buat muke pure2 minat tgk majalah tuh name penuh die mohamad haqzim bin ayub.hes from kluang johor.jauh gak la.hes come from a big family 10 org kot adik beradik die,die cite, n die yg tgh..die ni best gak la..hes nt ashame of himself (im tlkin in a positive way) hes not afraid to be wht he is. ni agak kecoh n klu die takde dalam bilik cam rase sunyi jer...die bijak orgnye..hes look kinda lazy cm keje pun jrg nmpk die buat n but time exam he nail it.n act there still one more person his name is apiz but he didnt really move in yet.kenal from sem lepas lagi it it just x berape rapat sgt sblum nih..n i didnt have his picture.

hahaha kembang r diorg bace bende2 neh...

(yg x ikhlas:haikal)(pasni krg korg kene bayar aku)

pertama.

walalalalalalla....wtf? im writin a blog? hahaha cam klaka je....this all meggie's fault!bukan mee magie..my friends hisname meggie..dun know where he got that name n he likes people callin him dat..n everytime call je aku ask whos this? n then he said maggie..

so aku bukan nak cite pasal si meggie ni tapi nak cite how aku end up writin this blog...hatta satu arituh aku ym ngan maggie..we're bored and our cnversation usually full of crap and mencrut carut..so he said to me that he wrote a blog.aku cakap aku nak tengok n then die cakap he'll give him to see if i give mine..so of course la aku x kasi sebab i nver have a blog..so aku insist nak tgk die punye gak (blog).so aku pun bace...x der best sangat pun blog dier tuh!haha!banyak yg best lagi aku dah bace..time ni plak ngah hols. so ngah bosan2 ttibe pop out lak idea nak wat blog.so this on how aku secare tibe tibe mengerite blog neh..haiz..haha!